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  • free recharge card
    free recharge card
    Student Jokes - Lagos Mainland (south) - April 25, 2015 Check with seller

    Today am so so happy and I am sharing recharge cards(quick fingers)MTN 2000▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒Etisalat 2000▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒Glo 2000▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒Airtel 2000▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒Please use a sharp object likebroken bottle or knife for easyscratc...

  • WAEC exam
    WAEC exam
    Student Jokes - Lagos Mainland (south ) - April 25, 2015 Check with seller

    As i bounced and entered the WAEC Examinationhall there was just one prayer inside my mindwhich is, God please let me sit down near aperson that knows book because the stupid boy itold to send me the answer on my phone lookslike who doesn't have sens...

  •  People You Meet in Nigerian Banks
    People You Meet in Nigerian Banks
    Political Jokes - Lagos Mainland (south ) - April 24, 2015 Check with seller

    6 Types of People You Meet inNigerian Banks1. The Pen Borrowers: They never have a pen.These people are quick to say, "Please, borrow meyour Biro" and once you give them your pen, justforget about it because that's the last of themyou'll see, except ...

  • #2,000 note
    #2,000 note
    Political Jokes - Lagos Mainland (south ) - April 24, 2015 Check with seller

    Pls kindly ignore any rumour that the CBN wants to use my Picture on the new #2,000 note.Yes, truly the federal Government aproached me,but I rejectd the offer for security reason

  • Police sense
    Police sense
    Political Jokes - Lagos Mainland (south ) - April 24, 2015 Check with seller

    Oya laugh small jare. I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.(The door lock is faulty)As usual, he wanted 'something' from me f...

  • I charge you for overload
    I charge you for overload
    Police Jokes - Ikeja (Lagos) - April 6, 2015 Check with seller

      A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car, he got to a check point. The policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out. The police had nothing to ask again, in order to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I char...

  • Captain Boniface -Nigerian airways
    Captain Boniface -Nigerian airways
    Student Jokes - Kubwa (Abuja) - April 6, 2015 Check with seller

      Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This i...

  • Who makes the best patients on the operating table
    Who makes the best patients on the operating table
    Student Jokes - Lagos Mainland (Lagos) - April 6, 2015 Check with seller

      Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yea...

  • Reward for faithfulness
    Reward for faithfulness
    Religious Jokes - Konshisha (Benue) - April 6, 2015 Check with seller

      Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you....

  • God, How much is a million dollars
    God, How much is a million dollars
    Religious Jokes - Port Harcourt (Rivers) - April 6, 2015 Check with seller

     A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."  

  • Who is married?
    Who is married?
    Family Jokes - Ikeja - April 6, 2015 Check with seller

    A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because t...

  • Not Long Enough
    Not Long Enough
    Dirty Jokes - Lagos Mainland - April 6, 2015 Check with seller

    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."